Feats of strength? How about Ditka
wrestling a bear
with one arm tied behind his back. I don't know about you, but I've still got Ditka winning by a country mile!
Airing of grievances? Well, how much time do you have? How about Chi-Town Rising? I think it's gonna be cool, but what do you guys think of that slick trick they pulled getting rid of all the free tickets? That's worse than seeing Roger Daltrey topless. The Bears? This was always supposed to be a rebuilding year, and we've already accomplished the one thing I wanted to see(beating the Packers on Brett Favre night. Take that you damned Packers!) But what a way to crap your way out of a fighting chance at the playoffs. Baseball? The White Sox were actually supposed to do something this year. They didn't. Hockey? Let me talk to Mr. Patrick Kane right now: Kaner, I know you've got three Stanley Cups to your name, but you really can't keep carrying on like a drunken frat boy. It makes everyone look bad. The weather? Not many people would complain about 50s this late into December, but I have to say something. Boo to no White Christmas! These guys? Not being able to take a good-old Seinfeld joke? Boo! We do have a lot to be thankful for, but before we celebrate that other holiday on Friday, make sure to take a joke...and celebrate Festivus!
P.S. If you have any grievances to air, feel free to comment below.
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