Lollapalooza Update #1: Shitheads on a Train

     It's the first couple of days of August. That means that Chicago's annual attempt to re-enact Woodstock in Grant Park is underway. For it's 27th year, Lollapalooza is back. And it's bringing, Lorde, Chance the Rapper(no word yet on whether Malia Obama will be in the crowd this time), The Killers, and hordes of other acts(including Andrew McMahon in The Wilderness). Of course, it's also bringing thousands upon thousands of people to the city, many of whom are taking the train. Over at Chicagoist, they're reporting that the Metra system is quickly turning into The Walking Dead, just with over-hyped teenagers instead of zombies. For those of you unfortunate enough to be using commuter rail this week, you have my deepest sympathies. Just remember, it'll be all over by Monday(all except the court proceedings, that is)