10. "We misheard and thought he knew [actress] Eva Longoria."
9. "We're trying to set the Guinness Book of World Records for most fired managers."
8. "We needed someone who would take the leftover Harry Caray glasses."
7. "The Cubs' bus keeps breaking down so we figured, 'Hey, we can use his RV.'"
6. "Most managers take shots from the media; Joe Maddon buys shots for the media."
5. "We have a young team here in Chicago, and if 60 is the new 40, well, we need someone to manage all of our toddlers."
4. "[Model wife of former Cub David DeJesus] Kim DeJesus told us to."
3. "He's the son of a plumber and, let's just face it: the Wrigley bathrooms need a ton of work."
2. "We just feel bad for anyone who lives in Florida."
1. "Well, because of all the other managers we tried to tamper with, none of them called us back."
That was about it for Friday's first day, but Saturday promises to be the meat of the order, with several different sessions taking place, all which should be very interesting to see. As promised, Chicago 365 will be there for all of the hype.
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